So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I could fuck to npr.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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