i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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