Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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