So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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