Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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