Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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