She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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