"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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