I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
And my parents said I crawled through the house
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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