found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
