You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm bleeding and have questions
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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