Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
