is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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