D3 body, D1 cock
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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