My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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