ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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