I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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