can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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