Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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