I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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