You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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