Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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