i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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