She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
