my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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