When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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