that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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