I'm really into asian looking animals
i just had sex bonerless
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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