I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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