love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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