I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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