Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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