We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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