Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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