i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My dick has a subreddit
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
