I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
