The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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