her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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