One girl and one boy is just not enough.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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