I accidentally had phone sex last night
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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