you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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