Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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