Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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