isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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