just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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