the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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