Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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