we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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