NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
A+ Viking dick
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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