I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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