You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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