if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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