your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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