is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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