I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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