we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just gift wrapped bread.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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