they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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