I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I am midnight drunk by noon
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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