i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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