nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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